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Two Schooners #045 – Riding in trains with…

By on January 5, 2012 in 2schooners, comedy, dave gray, james williams, Podcast

Happy New Beer and all things festive as we start the downhill slide that we affectionately call Two Schooners. This is episode 45… 5 away from god knows what… and we’re missing mum today in this short changed episode of drunken shennigans

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Two Schooners #044 – Toenail clippings and exploding fridges

By on December 15, 2011 in 2schooners, comedy, Podcast

With Janine, Dave, me and a whole bag of goodies…From prostitutes to 45 kg scrotums, new studios to swiss alps we’ve got a mixed bag on Two Schooners this week…

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Two Schooners #040 – Thongs, Barbie and a Lamb Chop

By Dave Gray on January 26, 2011 in 2schooners, Podcast

Fresh from the holiday thaw, thanks for joining us this Australia Day for a podcast infused with an Aussie flavour of errr beer…

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Two Schooners #039 – Ditch Digging Prostitutes

By Dave Gray on January 15, 2011 in 2schooners, Podcast

If this podcast was a meal, it would be a 3-day old prawn cocktail without the thousand island. So it back, relax and enjoy the tanties and as we often say as we slouch on our red vinyl barstools – staring into our beers – “you dug that hole, now you can sleep in it!”

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Two Schooners #037 – Somebody pass me a bucket

By Dave Gray on October 27, 2010 in 2schooners, comedy, Podcast

The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts, which he squarely blames on the jetlag. This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for the bottle and blames the booze. Really we were all just celebrating Dave’s big new scar!

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Two Schooners #036 – An Apple a day keeps the podcast away

By Dave Gray on April 28, 2010 in 2schooners

Podcast: Play in new window | Embed We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter. During the recording of the show I said to Dave, “I’ve got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast.” Famous last words. My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into [...]

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Two Schooners #035: Esky roving reporters and beer

By Dave Gray on March 7, 2010 in 2schooners, comedy, Podcast

This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on location and live! Straight into your ear buds and into your neurons.

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A Very Woollymittens Sydney meetup

By Dave Gray on January 17, 2010 in 2schooners

@WoollyMittens is coming to Sydney (all the way from the Netherlands) and in true 2Schooners style we’re having a meetup! It’s next weekend Sunday 24 January, at Wheels and Cupcake in Alexandria. For more details check twtvite or upcoming. If you’re planning to come along please RSVP so we can let the cafe know numbers. [...]

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Two Schooners #031 – It’s all about the Effen Beer!

By Dave Gray on December 6, 2009 in 2schooners

Global warming iceberg wranglers, wayward beer couriers, big messy jobs and industrial-strengh irrigation – it’s all about variety on this episode of Two Schooners. Pull up a stool and make yourself at home while we also discuss movember’s facial hair and learn how Dave’s scrub turkey took a mandatory rest-break.

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Two Schooners #010 – Wild Life

By Dave Gray on February 14, 2009 in 2schooners, comedy, dave gray, james williams, twitter, victorian bushfires

Podcast: Play in new window | Embed In light of the recent Victorian Bushfires – so close to home – we agonised for over an hour deciding about whether we should be doing this show, but in the end we decided that our listeners even if affected would be listening to 2Schooners for some time-out. [...]