Happy New Beer and all things festive as we start the downhill slide that we affectionately call Two Schooners. This is episode 45… 5 away from god knows what… and we’re missing mum today in this short changed episode of drunken shennigans

Two Schooners #044 – Toenail clippings and exploding fridges
With Janine, Dave, me and a whole bag of goodies…From prostitutes to 45 kg scrotums, new studios to swiss alps we’ve got a mixed bag on Two Schooners this week…

Two Schooners #043 – The Gut Friendly Edition
From beer guts to “hands in guts” to “morning after guts” not to mention “bad curry guts” this is one gutsy edition of 2Schooners. Join us as we get wasted and wade into the quagmire of stories, esky reports and gutter talk that make up this Gut Friendly Edition of 2Schooners.

Two Schooners #042 – Wills and Kate Forever
It’s the episode to match the wedding of the week, yes we’re talking about Wills and Kate, mad hatters and sexy sisters on this royally fun edition of Two Schooners

Two Schooners #041 – The April Fools
Welcome to another prank-filled slurp of of 2schooners with jokes galore from around the world and around the corner as we examine all that was April Fools Day 2011. So plonk yourself down on a whoopee cushion and kiss goodbye to what remains of your dignity as we tumble headlong into another boozy episode of Two Schooners…

Two Schooners #040 – Thongs, Barbie and a Lamb Chop
Fresh from the holiday thaw, thanks for joining us this Australia Day for a podcast infused with an Aussie flavour of errr beer…

Two Schooners #039 – Ditch Digging Prostitutes
If this podcast was a meal, it would be a 3-day old prawn cocktail without the thousand island. So it back, relax and enjoy the tanties and as we often say as we slouch on our red vinyl barstools – staring into our beers – “you dug that hole, now you can sleep in it!”

Two Schooners #038 – Saturday Night Session
This is Two Schooners #38 complete with a live audience and completely unedited from beginning to end (but you didn’t need to be told that!). Too many beers and cool bag of ice, and some entertaining esky reporters.

Two Schooners #037 – Somebody pass me a bucket
The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts, which he squarely blames on the jetlag. This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for the bottle and blames the booze. Really we were all just celebrating Dave’s big new scar!

Two Schooners #035: Esky roving reporters and beer
This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on location and live! Straight into your ear buds and into your neurons.
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