Welcome to another prank-filled slurp of of 2schooners with jokes galore from around the world and around the corner as we examine all that was April Fools Day 2011. So plonk yourself down on a whoopee cushion and kiss goodbye to what remains of your dignity as we tumble headlong into another boozy episode of Two Schooners…

Two Schooners #040 – Thongs, Barbie and a Lamb Chop
Fresh from the holiday thaw, thanks for joining us this Australia Day for a podcast infused with an Aussie flavour of errr beer…

Two Schooners #039 – Ditch Digging Prostitutes
If this podcast was a meal, it would be a 3-day old prawn cocktail without the thousand island. So it back, relax and enjoy the tanties and as we often say as we slouch on our red vinyl barstools – staring into our beers – “you dug that hole, now you can sleep in it!”

Two Schooners #038 – Saturday Night Session
This is Two Schooners #38 complete with a live audience and completely unedited from beginning to end (but you didn’t need to be told that!). Too many beers and cool bag of ice, and some entertaining esky reporters.

Two Schooners #036 – An Apple a day keeps the podcast away
Podcast: Play in new window | Embed We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter. During the recording of the show I said to Dave, “I’ve got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast.” Famous last words. My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into [...]

Two Schooners #030 – Dust, iSnacks and Soggy Mixers
Podcast: Play in new window | Embed In a week where you can literally taste the dust, Dave’s mixer get’s a taste of the liquid gold, amber courage and comes off a little worse for wear. Not as bad as the new name for Vegemite as some marketing bright-spark genius decides that ‘isnack 2.0′ will [...]
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Two Schooners #029 – Who needs a brain when Google has the answer for everything?
Podcast: Play in new window | Embed Yes folks it’s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at ‘stoopids’ everywhere. Pull up a stool [...]